Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 18, 2021

… then let the politicians and lawyers in the moat. Those sharks will eat anything and destroy any evidence.

I am surprised they laughed and didn’t scream in horror.

I thought it was the alligators that were laughing.

The ladies are never impressed with a speedo. Stuff a fanny pack with cash if action is your attraction.

For the alligators, the Fink would be an afternoon snack.

AH! My eyes! My eyes!

Sequel to “The Emperor’s New Clothes”?

Uuuhhhhh No..

Whatever happened to the moat monsters?

The Fink in a speedo! a-HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Thongs for the memories, Your Royal Heinyness

They were punished, Fink…they got to see you in a bathing suit!

My eyes!!!!

Shouldn’t he have his own private pool inside the castle?

Do you find something funny about my friend Biggus Dickus centurion?

Anyone who didn’t laugh either had no sense of humor, seriously impaired vision, or superhuman self control.

The Ha HA Ha! Later there’s running, screaming, bleeding and dying. We should sell tickets. Call it “Jurassic Park” Moat. Ad reads “Come and swim with the prehistoric alligators”. People will pay to do that.

At least the King wasn’t going to go skinny dipping.

The guard is having a great time, armored up in the sun.

The king in a speedo? The emperor might as well have no clothes.

What is it? Did the King get a new robe?

How many medieval castles actually had moats around them? And were they effective?

He gave them fair warning.

Is that Little Oop laughing at the King’s shortcomings?

Let’s see if they find it re-moat-ly funny then!

They have an ikea beachball.

I didn’t know a speedo could make your nose bigger.

Next thing you know, the king will start a new career as a pole dancer.

Swim trunks are always an option.