Mannequin on the Moon by Ian Boothby and Pia Guerra for June 04, 2021

She had to bring that up again, didn’t she.

Not to mention using your hand wiping towel to wipe her face.

“What about when John used them for trimming his hair?”

I could never sew properly afterwards.

Argh! Nothing dulls the blades like paper. I’d kick her out of the will, too.

Kelly sez: “And I’d do it again! HAHAHAHA!”

Yesss! And the scissors were never the same again, were they? You can still tell.

I’ll bet she’s never sewn a day in her life.

And that’s why Kelly isn’t in her will.