Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 11, 2021

Whatever you call it, it’s not unidentified. That’s the same guy that shot at you before.

Agent X knows diddly squat!! You may continue now to — run away!!!

/SHNARK/

As if he doesn’t realize that’s a Chagjihechikfov Model 3. They were poor on gas and bad about shifting into and out of hyperspace and subspace, both.

If I don’t call it a ‘ghost,’ it can’t scare me!

Any thing I see flying is a unidentified flying object to me

I dont know one model of airplane from another, and I’m not and expert on birds either

IFO. Identified Firing Object.

Just what the ancient astronaut theorists were always afraid of.

Now matter how you slice it, it’s still baloney.

Ah, the reinvention of language and meaning.

“Don’t call him a burglar. That’s offensive. He’s an ‘undocumented houseguest’”. Lol

UFA – Unidentified Flying Aggressor.

Beware UAPs that go “THOOM”.

UAP is not an adequate descriptor either. It excludes any unidentified objects that were sighted on land or sea.

If it happens Outside the Atmosphere, is it an Unidentified Spacial Phenomena or an Unidentified Orbital Phenomena?

USP or UOP?

“Hello, Air Defense? I wanna report an unidentified flying sorceress being chased by a genie with light brown hair!” – B. Bunny