Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 19, 2021

Nobody’s perfect – but close enough..?

Nope. Nobody created man. Creatures evolved. Even hyoomans.

Sunday? Saturday, surely!

God reconsidered – and deciding to not just say “close enough” – He made (a) woman.

This explains SO MUCH . . .

So, big G started on a Monday? That’s news.

This is a bad O-man!

He should have listened to his wife and stopped creating on the fifth day!

He considered it a work in progress.

I have no mouth and I must scream.

Actually, the seventh day is Saturday, the Sabbath. Sunday is the first day of the week.

Why bother?

The Good Book informs us he made “man” in his likeness.. given the many versions of “man” it’s hard to picture what “He” looks like.

I need no further proof of a lack of an omnipotent intelligent designer than the acne-riddled skin on my face and my broken central nervous system.

Who does art in heaven … (is that glue or putty?) ….

Today’s strip explains why humans have crappy knees, backs, and other joints. The job didn’t get finished!!!!

‘cause God’s got a sense of humor.

The cartoon is missing a female. “On the sixth day God created men and women.” FYI: Not Adam and Eve, who were created on the eighth day.