Close to Home by John McPherson for June 15, 2021

Name it Hamburger.

There’s not enough meat on that thing to fill French Dip!

Another order from Amoozan Prime?

At least THESE steaks will be fresh! ;D

It’s a milk cow, you actively ignored the large print.

Flossie there looks none too robust. I think you’ve been had. Check to see if she’s really a tie-dyed sheep.

That really moo-ved me.

“some disassembly required”

At least they are fresh.

Or MooPS

Bleeb can’t stop staring….

Open a “DIY Butcher Shop”!

It’s bad to eat raw food ya know

What the heck is that thing ? A mini cow with a pigs nose ? A cowpig??

The small print clearly states that “Hammer sold separately.”

If Ikea opened a butcher shop.

Moooooo!

“Dang it Harold, I told you that wasn’t Omaha Steaks® … your first clue shoulda been that the guys name was “Chuck Fillet” for cryin’ out loud!”

They’re gonna be fresh!!!

How many people would eat meat if they had to butcher their own animals?

Hi Bleeb! [waves back]

Think positive, now have an organic lawnmower and a fertilizer dispenser.

That’s a real moos-tery. Where’s the zipper? Waving back at you Bleeb! :)

The ad said fresh beef and it doesn’t get any fresher than that.

Amazon Prime Rib? Get the joke?

There is nothing like the taste of a fresh butchered piece of meat. Beats anything you can buy in the store or most butcher shops.

I don’t believe milk cows are what are used for human beef consumption.

Used the cow as an lawn mower. Problem solved!