Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 29, 2021

The perfect diet.

That crazy glue stuff is awful ! – - Every time I use a tube of it I end up gluing my fingers together and then panic sets in.Then I run to the medicine cabinet and grab the nail polish remover and acetone and hope I can get myself free again..

SURE he’s SORRY he swapped her lipstick with the Krazy Glue. He wanted some peace and quiet ;D

One way or another he will eventually feel the full wrath of Helen.

She won’t be telling anyone in the foreseeable future…

Hmmm, that gives me an idea. Relabel and donate to a politician.

Great idea! Here’s your chapstick, Donald.

This really happened to my business partner….she used her teeth to loosen the cap on glue and it squirted out and glued her teeth together….she had to go to ER to get her mouth opened…it was quiet to say the least….

..It doesn’t matter what they say in the jealous games people play…!

She’ll go crazy on glue.

She must be a liberal democrat to be that stupid.

Her lips are sealed.

She’s thinking of giving him a hug … so she’ll know how big to dig the hole …!

Hope they weren’t getting ready to go out to dinner!

When the glue is dissolved (or maybe even before that), he is so dead.

And his goose is cooked.

She could take a page from “ Pulp Fiction”, and glue his dick to his stomach.

Who told you to put the balm on? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD_UoG02h0s

I had a young girlfriend who super-glued her hand to a counter top. It could have been worse. She told me she had been trying to take the cap off with her teeth.

poor helen – she’s dumbstruck…