I was driving home about 20 years ago, and saw someone had started their propane grill on their front porch. It set fire to the roof extending over the porch, and was working on moving up the front of the house. No idea where the cook was… But the fire department came pretty quick.
This isn’t barbecue. This is grilling. I’ve nothing against grilling. Some of my best friends grill (but I wouldn’t want my daughter to marry one). But let’s call it by it’s real name… I’m a bit shocked by this submission to an urban myth propagated in the 1950s when suburban dwellers wanted to make their backyard grilling sound more prestigious than “burning a hot dog” and started calling grilling barbecue.
You might change your mind, Charlotte, in coming years where you’ll be expected to do all the work at the family cookouts. If you’re lucky you might get some leftover food after everybody else has been served and has eaten.
codycab over 3 years ago
Listen to uncle Roger or you yourself will be grilled.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 3 years ago
The reverence with which she receives the tongs in P2 is pretty cute.
sallyseckman over 3 years ago
Hank Hill would like a few words with you
WGillete over 3 years ago
I was driving home about 20 years ago, and saw someone had started their propane grill on their front porch. It set fire to the roof extending over the porch, and was working on moving up the front of the house. No idea where the cook was… But the fire department came pretty quick.
LawrenceS over 3 years ago
This isn’t barbecue. This is grilling. I’ve nothing against grilling. Some of my best friends grill (but I wouldn’t want my daughter to marry one). But let’s call it by it’s real name… I’m a bit shocked by this submission to an urban myth propagated in the 1950s when suburban dwellers wanted to make their backyard grilling sound more prestigious than “burning a hot dog” and started calling grilling barbecue.
belgarathmth over 3 years ago
Love the “King of the Hill” reference.
Skeptical Meg over 3 years ago
Charcoal, started with a chimney, no “quick light” or lighter fluid!
snarkm over 3 years ago
I thought it was a beard in uncle Roger’s face, but now I know it’s charcoal. You go, uncle Roger!
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
Yes, what an honour it is to grill meats for people to eats.
sueb1863 over 3 years ago
You might change your mind, Charlotte, in coming years where you’ll be expected to do all the work at the family cookouts. If you’re lucky you might get some leftover food after everybody else has been served and has eaten.
Brian Premium Member over 3 years ago
“Uncle Roger!” Don’t try to make fried rice.
asrialfeeple over 3 years ago
I understood that reference.
Sandy UwU over 3 years ago
haiyaaaaa why no fried rice
nightshadea2010 over 1 year ago
lol I tell family members if they use propane or gas at a bbq they’re dead to me …….