Garfield by Jim Davis for August 07, 2021

It does not count

“And even back then, it was agony!

Even the mighty can falter…

Garfield needs to eat less, so that Jon can have a proper meal for once.

Garfield will always be, a gluttonous furball.

Well, I, personally don’t eat anymore.

…of course, I don’t eat any less, either! Ka-pow!

A whole 27 years ago, huh?

Yes, Jon – he does need to eat less…. vegetables.

You have probably already filled in the empty space in your stomach, Garfield.

Garf, it doesn’t count. Would you rather do the treadmill?

Yes, he ate 16 meals around it instead.

That explains why he looks trimmer than before… just look at him in his first years…

Ok, Jon. Sounds great! Interesting! Superawesome! Ya know I’m always up to try something new. So, what’s that thing called “less” you were talking about and where can I get it?

If Garf put up a finger for every failed diet he would run out of TOES !

This would make an interesting “Garfield minus Garfield”…

To the archives! I must check to make sure this is accurate…

Garfield didn’t skip lunch that day, he slept through it!

I wonder how Less feels about this…

he will NEVER EVER FORGET the time he didn’t eat lunch!!!

You’re talking to a brick wall, Jon, making Garfield eat less is like trying to make a lion eat tofu.

The only reason he skipped lunch was because he slept through it.

Apparently, someone else who refuses to grow up.

Garfield does need to eat less.

Yes, quarter century time period does not matter, fatso.

But he probably gained the calories back at dinner

I skipped over breakfast the other day, I landed on a tray of eggs

Every time Garfield is on a diet, he skips that meal. “Salads are disgusting!” – Garfield *Nooffense

That day in 1994 was the best in Jon’s life

Yeah, as if skipping a meal 28 years earlier counts.