Strange Brew by John Deering for June 25, 2021

Yes. I meant that it was capable of getting impregnated!

Sure they didn’t put crenelations on one of those Russian style domes?

Well sure. It got impregnated, didn’t it?

Attack of the Cesareans !

You would think that someone would have noticed a male fortress hanging around.

Actually, that bulge below the rampart would make it impregnable.

Cool a baby castle. I wondered where castles came from. I stupidly thought they were built. This comic has taught me the truth. I will never be the same.

There was a pregnant pause before he delivered the truth?

Keep the portcullis down next time.

…and remember to always spay or neuter your fortresses.

The trebuchet had its way.

It just goes to show….

They forgot to use protection.

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Castle’s got a boyfriend Kingy doesn’t like

Now he’s sittin’ out back, 3030 in his lap

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with apologies to Kenny Chesney

I. Don’t. Want. To. Visualize. This.

I wonder if a Trojan horse released the seamen past the barrier…

’In days of olde,

when knights were bold,

and condoms weren’t yet invented…"

I won’t say this is a repeat. I still like it from the last time I saw it. Plus, it’s been years and years.

Your castle got mated.

Boo! :D

The fleet arrived and the seamen got into the castle.

Would love to see what comes (out) of this.