Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 29, 2021

I’ll bet he’s a two fisted drinker.

Wu and Han.

Doesn’t look like a Chinese bar.

I’ll have what he’s having.

Welcome to Designer DNA, the Laboratory of Luxury Genetics where you can pick the pet or child of your choice.

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I think my cousin has dog from this lab. It looks like when God was done making all the other dogs, he had a bunch of spare parts left over and cobbled up my cousin’s dog. In fact we’re not sure he’s 100% canine.

Two heads are better than one….hiccup

That would be Frederick, Maryland

Bartender: “I need to stop drinking while on the job.”

or “I need to start drinking on the job.”

Shouldn’t Agent K be there?

OK but which one of you is driving?

His name is Zaphod Beeblebrox and after he’s had too many drinks, he’ll have to hitchhike home.

Gain of function research

After a few of those, will he look in the mirror and see four heads?

Airborne CRISPR.

when he goes to the ballpark it’s always a doubleheader…