My cat had an optometrist when she was little. One eye had a major deformity and had to be removed. Coworkers asked what the eye chart looked like. Mouses with tails in different directions. Meow if the tail is up, purr if the tail is down, hiss if it is to the left and spit if it is to the right. They never teased me about the cat specialist again.
Algolei I over 3 years ago
Squirrel, squirrel.
Squirrel squirrel squirrel.
Squirrel…squirrel….squirrel…squirrel?
…Ummmmm, rooster rooster rooster rooster rooster.
M2MM over 3 years ago
It should be bones. Squirrels only get the client excited. :D
Mediatech over 3 years ago
What type of squirrel? Tree, ground, flying, red, grey….
Gent over 3 years ago
So he’d getting glasses or contacts?
I AM CARTOON LADY! over 3 years ago
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOOOOF!! Sorry doc, couldn’t help myself!
kartis over 3 years ago
“Squirrels! Sorry, what were you saying?”
backyardcowboy over 3 years ago
“I can see Ralph way over on Reality Check, does that count?”
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 3 years ago
And can you see the forest fur the trees?
the lost wizard over 3 years ago
When do I get the treat?
crazeekatlady over 3 years ago
My cat had an optometrist when she was little. One eye had a major deformity and had to be removed. Coworkers asked what the eye chart looked like. Mouses with tails in different directions. Meow if the tail is up, purr if the tail is down, hiss if it is to the left and spit if it is to the right. They never teased me about the cat specialist again.