Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for October 07, 2022

May the “sexpedition” be successful.

“In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.” From the Hitch-hikers guide to the Galaxy. (Not a direct quote).

Oh geez. Go ahead and get a room you clowns.

Innes and Dian have to procreate that brat Davan, no instruction manual needed.

Gridley and Jana don’t last a week without Tarzan to rescue them. And by the way, we still have about another two to two and half weeks to go of being Pelucidor.

“I am serious. And don’t call me ‘goodheavensdavid’.”

Tarzan said you can all do whatever you want to do , but I’m getting the hell out of here.

The ladies might enjoy living on the outer crust, certainly would be safer.

Take them to Times Square. Let them meet Lisa Douglas.

Jana: “I will! You will make a fine addition to my stable.”

good heavens, you aren’t serious

Who gives a flying cough cough?!

Dr. Franklin: “All right, you two! Back in the day, Mickey, my trainer, used to say, ‘Women weaken legs!’”