Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for November 02, 2022

“Jungle Batman”.

After all this trouble, you end up with just a knife slit Tarzan? That’s disappointing.

Have you ever noticed how hard it is to shoot the hero when he’s tossed a flunky on top of you? Actually, pretty hard to shoot a hero anyway, but they never miss a shot.

Oh well, at least the room is not Tarzan’s credit card. Too bad about the Brioni though.

Good thing they weren’t using kerosene lamps!

He smiled grimly. Heh, heh, I showed that darn furniture.

Ara speed factor

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Tsk, tsk, he brought a gun to a Tarzan fight; when will they ever learn?

TOM T HALL’S SALUTE TO A SWITCHBLADE

“As I went out the window somethin’ went switch

And I giggled all the way home knowin’ he missed

(At the time it seemed like a laughing matter)

But next morning my coat was lyin’ there on the bunk

And when I saw that coat it made me jump

That man had cut my coat right down the back

A little bit more and they’d been playin’ me taps

(And knowin’ the sad nature of that song I would decline it)"

Something he shares with Tarzan.

Grimly Tarzan swept the place for valuables, then made his way grimly back to D’Arnot.

Tarzan needs a new tailor. I mean for that suit he’s wearing, not his usual.