Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for April 16, 2023

“Flight of Frivolity.”

I can’t believe they missed this golden opportunity for the condor to tear off Tarzan’s shirt.

No you fool, that a condor, not cow.

I’d like to know how Tarzan got out of those claws without being shredded.

Is that Howard Cosell? How old ARE these strips?

I can hear Bob Sheppard in my head. “Holy Cow!”

I guess I won’t complain about Delta anymore.

It is way past time for Tarzan to settle with Keefe.

This is straight out of Jonny Quest.

Dang! Every time I say this story arc couldn’t get any stupider, it goes and proves me wrong.

If you tickle a Condor just right in that spot between the legs it will release the foothold.

And Tarzan is promptly taken into custody by Fish & Wildlife agents for migratory bird abuse. Meanwhile, the rhino, frustrated at not having Tarzan to fight, goes on a rampage and tramples Keefe and Winds.

If I recall, there are no Hansom-style taxicabs in NYC, Tarzan. Just where is Trumpty Dumbty this week, oh most likely downtown at the Federal Courthouse being grilled about his shady corrked dealings, etc. LOL!

Breaking News: A rare Tarzan was stolen from the Bronx Zoo today. If you see the Tarzan on the street, call Animal Control; do not approach the beast yourself, as it is vicious and highly unpredictable.

I wanna ride too!!

Fly ball! Fly jungle-boy!

At least the field is a big open space, perfect for landing your Giant Condor….