Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for May 26, 2023

“Crush” to judgment.

“Yes, it don’t mean a thing, if it ain’t got that swing”………..

Ah yes of course, with Robert on shoulder, Otamu emerges from a pit.

I think I saw Sean Penn do this in Bad Boys.

sweep the floor with ’em.

Careful Tarzan, you’re going to ding your jewels.

Why aren’t the other guys showing the power of a thunder stick?

I get it—Otamu gets the diamond and becomes king.

Oh yeah don’t forget Catatonic Bob.

Sadly, Helen recognized the hindquarters of her brother, being carried home as he had been on many a Saturday night.

I hope Otamu doesn’t mind a couple dents in that disk when he finally gets it back.

Tarzan: “Dang it, my bow disappeared again! What good is a quiver without a bow?! Guess I’ll just have to resort to pillow fight tactics!”

Oh, good. If Tarzan loses the disc, he’ll have Robert to swing at the enemy.

YIPEE!