Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for June 03, 2023

This entire episode ended in “trashedy”.

And so ends meaningless tale with plot holes the size of big pits.

I’m surprised. I thought Letha was shot in the right shoulder. But yes, another pointless death.

Chiram said, by all means, let’s go for the living death!

Panel 4: soundtrack, cue up “Here Comes Santa Claus”.

I like how we can make some lite of the writing, but ERB was writing in the 30s and 40s so these plot lines were probably newer for the time period.

And so Chiram. Was it worth it ?

Actually, if they don’t rotate him now and then, Chiram will probably die of infected pressure sores.

The Hesi Her get a vegetable to look after. There will be some unhappy attendants on bedpan dury.

Dang it, no more Letha and Helen “lingerie talk” scenes. I guess that wasn’t just a flesh wound after all. So, yet another crazy-evil gal meets her demise over her jones for the Ape-man. Tarzan is basically a death magnet for crazy-evil hot chicks…

But Ashra doesn’t have the diamond anymore, so how are they going to put Chiram in the living death?

Now lets get away from these He-She’s and that snotted sinook—back to some real jungle adventure & action! Mon Dieu, By Buddah, Py Jimeny, Oui-Oui and adios….

And Letha cries out, “Don’t leave me. The bullet just grazed me.”But nobody noticed.

And an alternate ending from earlier…“I’m not going to kill him. I’ll let the rock at the bottom decide whether or not to.”

Wishy-washy Warrick.

Just heave him over the edge, Tarzan. He deserves it….