Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for June 04, 2023

He has a large “chimp” on his shoulder.

Is this the notorious “Rumble in the Urban Jungle”?

Thrown in the fountain by an ape in an apron…another thing that won’t look good in your resume, Tarzan

The thrill of victory — the agony of defeat — especially by a chimpanzee.

Gone from the chimp’s tea party to the Boston tea party…

Sacré bleu! Monkey attack lord of big monkeys? This be blatant blaaasphemy! Sinistrous saaaacrilege!

Haha, Tarzan put on his a55 by a chimp with an apron.

Tarzan, in a moment of blind PTSD rage, puts Jocko into a full Nelson and snaps his neck like a twig. Only as his foot rests on poor Jocko’s mangled corpse, bellowing out the victory cry of the bull ape, does Tarzan return to his senses, and come to the belated realization that little Jocko is not, in fact, Kerchak…

I’m afraid the chimp will have to be destroyed. Would you like to remove your apron?

Not only has Tarzan been put down by a chimp but the law’s a comin’!

Pushed away by a little monkey? Tarzan the lord of apes who single handedly slays giant gorillas, lions, and leopard? You got to be kiddings me!

Is this Paris, or the French Quarter of New York City? There are plenty of aggressive apes in all sizes roaming around on the streets and in the subways committing all sorts of violence!

So Tarzan can take down lions and leopards… but not a chimp half his size?

Talk to the animals, citified Lord Greystoke! Get them to understand that underneath that fanchy suit, you are Tarzan, Lord of the Apes!