Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for July 24, 2023

The “spiel” of impending doom, for her.

….but then he showed the unexpected truth about himself no matter how pretty he appeared.

Tarzan smart. Confuse weak female brain with ambiguous romantical parlance.

As usual, a splendid woman.

He’s allowed to take his knife in with him? Some death sentence.

Merala is pretty hot for a Queen, looks like a Jane Russell -type.

You need to be careful when people start talking about themselves in the third person.

P1 looks like she hasn’t shaved her legs this week.

At least she’s not blond.

“Now, my wife Jane, she’s a supernova compared to you.”

Careful Tarzan. Not fall into pit of lust!

Once again, being jungle bred comes in handy. Tarzan uses the sweet talking he learned from the apes in rutting season.

Queen Merala is vain .

Flattery will get you everywhere….

Dang. Pretty smooth for a guy raised by apes. Maybe ERB was right. Blood will out. I mean, those Greystokes were nothing if not suave.

“Come” to me says this sly witch with a “husky” voice….can Merala be a transvestite? Wanting to know more about Tarzan like “What is your loincloth size and when was the last time you changed it?”. Umgowa, here we go…….

Except for the hair, she looks like she starts her mornings saying “Magic mirror on the wall…”

For the life of me, I can’t figure out what he’s trying to say. Are the stars brighter? Is the sun? Or they can’t be compared? Maybe he’s being cryptic, knowing she’ll probably take it as a compliment, I just don’t know. Stay Tooned! ☺

But it couldn’t hurt to see more, just to be sure.

Good answer, Tarz! She can ponder on that for days (but probably won’t).

When a Goddess asks, “Am I the most beautiful thing you have ever seen, THE ANSWER IS YES, RAY!”