Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for August 12, 2023

There will not be “crapitulation”.

Merala is one hot horney babe, but West has pushed her crazy button this time. Maybe some nicely barbequed Chinese ribs courtesy of “Dr.” Wong will settle things down?

“Never mind. ’Ppreciate it Tarzan. Best of luck. Name the first one after me.”

That’s no sacrifice!

Die? Haw. Just keeps explaining elaborately and by then we will finds some ways to escapes.

Let’s see… She wants to keep the guy most capable of escaping all by himself and letting the rest of you go free, and you object and say she should kill you all instead.

Ah, perhaps the writer is killing time, desperately hoping for a logical continuation, and giving the artist the chance for another overly elaborate sacrifice scene? Best I’ve got.

Didn’t I read earlier that the woman was complaining that she alone was already living for a long time? Why is she surprised by that? She’ll kill everyone around her. One way of being the longest living person…

You mean there’s another way of dying besides the griddle?

To the big monster room.

Queen Merala is merciless .

Back to the grill…

Not the nursing home!

Merala’s real secret is how she keeps off the belly fat after so many years.

Merala leads everyone to a room with a large-screen TV. “Behold the means of your death! You will binge-watch the entire run of ‘The Bachelor’”! (I’ve never seen the show, but there have been a lot of jokes about it lately in various comics.)

Walk with Merala!

This should be fun….