Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for August 16, 2023

He “Peta” be serious about owing Tarzan.

Yup, DennisRogers nailed it two days ago.

Man, Tarzan kills more animals than all the poachers combined.

He looks so happy about it too, has a face like a smacked bottom…..

Your life? Naah. Tarzan only take poor animals lifes.

Eh gets a new guard lion now Queenie. Speaking of which who be guarding your treasure now? Only one lion you gots for everything? Poor overworked feller. May he rests in peace eh.

Lucky Tarzan was on the lion’s back or old Toldo there might have gotten some serious scratches in.

Tarzan only wears a loincloth so with all that five hundred pound animal throwing itself into the wall and crashing and rolling on the ground his clothes aren’t hurt.

Dr. Wong sees another opportunity.

Merala doesn’t know whether to be upset or excited. There’s always another Toldo but only one Tarzan.

The savage might of Tarzan wins the day .

“Well hello there, come here often?”

Um, I think he meant your other left side, Toldo.

{"Hmm, if I’m gonna keep Tarzan around, I’ll have to get an Animal Guard he can’t kill one-on-one. I know! An Elephant!"}

“Tantor! Bundolo!”

[STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!]

“Oh, crap!”

I thought the word for lion was ja.

(Obviously my memory is slipping.)

The knife, in Tarzan’s right hand, sank into Toldo’s left side. T must’ve been facing the south side of a northbound lion.

Merala looks sadly down from the gallery with stinky, smelly, and ever-more hairy M’lunga at her side. She’s most likely wondering if she could make Tarzan scream like that…..eh?

Geez, ANOTHER one? This is the 10th or 11th big cat he’s killed. And he ONLY kills big cats. .

And another one bites the dust.

Bull-ape roar of the week!

My name is Lukah , I live on the second floor.