Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for September 02, 2023

Just like test subjects being led through a "lab"yrinth.

Oh these are the tunnels of the giant man-eating firefly.

Sure ain’t the tunnel of love…….

A tunnel is after all a horizontal pit. So no worries as long as pit expert Tarzan be there.

Go ahead, go down any tunnel. It will lead to your imprisoned friends… Or a lion with a short life expectancy.

They tried to cover it up, but this is exactly why the entire Kohrian penal system failed: secret passages in the jail cell ceilings.

Oh, please! ‘Ol Tarz could smell if a room was full of Kohrians, those guys don’t shower for days… ☺

Eenie meenie miney moe…..

When do the giant cave monsters show up smelling the scent of fresh meat? Haven’t we travelled this storyline before, and don’t forget Tarzan readers…..tomorrow is Sunday with yet another puked out terrible soap-opera tale! Tarzan belongs in Africa, not some stale decrepit Europeon country. OoLaLa, Pye Jiminey, etc……UGH!

I have an idea, let’s split up, Scooby and Shaggy can take the left, we know there are monsters that way.

Kohrians and orcs and Shelob, oh my!