Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for September 03, 2023

She made a “monkey” out of herself.

Why indeed of course she a no good b…bow wow.

“Laura, hold these hands and count my fingers

Laura, touch these lips you once desired

Lay your head upon my chest and hear my heartbeat

Gently run your fingers through my hair

Touch these ears that listened to your wishes

Most of them, fulfilled and that’s a lot

Let your soft gentle hands caress my body

And then tell me what he’s got that I ain’t got

Tell me what he’s got that I can’t give you

Must be something I was born without

You took an awful chance to be with another man

So tell me what he’s got that I ain’t got

Laura, see these walls that I built for you

Laura, see this carpet that I laid

See those fancy curtains on the windows

Touch those satin pillows on your bed

Laura, count the dresses in your closet

Note the name upon the checkbook in your bag

And if there’s time before I pull this trigger

Then tell me what he’s got that I ain’t got

Tell me what he’s got that I can’t give you

Must be something I was born without

You took an awful chance to be with another man

So tell me what he’s got that I ain’t got

Tell me what he’s got that I ain’t got

Laura, what’s he got that I ain’t got?"

Substitute Helene for Laura. I used to think he meant he was about to kill himself because he couldn’t live with the loss of his beloved.

Money, I would guess. Having your cake and eating it usually results in gaining weight. In this case, the weight of a set of handcuffs……..

Well D’Arnot – “Stiiiiilllll Hasn’t Found What Heees Looookin For” – U2 Can sing along. I can think of an adventure for D’Arnot. Probably spelling this wrong, not enough coffee.

Next week…New Adventure!!!

Does this mean the wedding is off?

Illegal? Under les lois ordinaires? Les réglements? Les décrets? You must be more specific, M. Gendarme.

Another Sunday installment of…….UGH!

That was really good.

Every Sunday for the last three weeks I have been thinking this story is finally over. Every week I am proven wrong again. Will this story ever end?

What a Downer Denouement this is! Nobody is happy and everyone is ticked….

What a disjointed mess. I don’t know for sure, but it seems to me it would be a lot easier to follow the Sunday Tarzan strip if I were on acid.