Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for November 03, 2023

She needs to be permanently relieved of her “post” psychoses.

And so it goes on. I’ll post something after breakfast……

Come on Tarzan. Says the magic word to Tantor already.

He lies like a rug and will get beaten like a rug.

Kailuk actually spoke in a language their captors would not understand. He said ungawa, Tarzan.

Now if Tarzan would finally take control of Tantor and get rid of the she-devil, the prisoners and guards will all join together in a rousing chorus of “Ding dong the witch is dead” and go their merry way.

Kailuk has been practicing for weeks. He subscribed to “The Life of Conan.” Now lift the post out of the ground like Conan would, swing it and knock down all the guards. Spear the queen, no spare the queen, because Conan does the hubba hubba with all the queens. Give Tarzan the elephant. “By Crom!!”

What revenge does Kailuk have in store for his tormentors ?

Turns out Kailuk is a masochist.

When Tarzan says the word to Tantor, I’m bettin’ Merala can’t hang on for eight. But it’ll be fun watching M’Lunga as an amateur rodeo clown. ;-)

‘No, Tarzan! Wait! You wouldn’t believe how long I’ve been waiting for a nice BDSM session!"

“I am making my escape now. I intend to escape by having you kill me. I will finally be free!”

It’s just the daily whipping. You’d think despots would be able to figure out they breed resentment.

sounds like Kailuk wants to dance to the masochism tango (Thank you Tom Lehrer)