Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for December 11, 2023

This tableau offers more “curdles” than milk.

Ah yes finally what we all was waiting for. A tumultuous trumpeting tantors launching a tremendous thunderous tantorous thrashing! Bundolo, Tantor! Bundolo! Kill, Tantor! Kil!

The Charge Of The Heavy Brigade! Spears to the left! Spears to the Right! On and on rode the herd……..

Tarzan, turning a gentle herbivore into a killing machine.

I have an idea; a new action adventure called the “E-Team” there can be this Col. Hannibal Smith, he has elephants, he makes Swiss cheese out of bad people, we have Mr. T, Raging Mad Wong.

Now here is the Tarzan we all know and love!

Sadly, the rest of the story was not as exhilarating. Both Tarzan and his family were tied up in financially draining litigation for generations due to the personal injuries and property damages caused by his intentional recklessness.

Cry havoc ! And let slip the elephants of war !

In today’s violence avoiding comics, Tarzan would have yelled, “Tickle Tantor! Tickle!”.

Black Malluk loves Kohrian warrior treats – soft on the outside, soft on the inside. ;-)

“Must kill all humans,” thought Malluk. This will end well.

Surprisingly, even at their top speed of 25 mph (40 kph) an elephants foot fall is very quiet, so there wouldnt be much in the thundering department. But they make up for it by vocalizing loudly when they are angry or excited.

Warrior pancakes with sausage for breakfast this morning! Merala, M’lunga and evil sneaky Dr. Wong next on the menu! Kreegah, Bundolo, Umgowa, etc.!!

“Feed ME nothing but peanuts and hay will you!!”