Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for February 13, 2024

This is not the “Diplomat” Hotel.

With evil like that? Don’t bet on it Tarzan.

Whaaat? Eh you is has all their guns but you is wanna talks? Sunday Tarzan is filling in here now?

Peace was never an option.

Sounding like an insurance scam now.

The Walmart of jungle supplies was not making a profit.

If having all of the guns and your opponent has none means being badly armed, I’ll take that any day.

I didn’t know that Tarzan’s last name was Bwana.

Good grief Tarzan . Think about it !

Blessed are the peacemakers. That’s why the Colt 45 was called a peacemaker.

“Talk” with Hassan……we all know how that’s gonna go, right?

“Your people are poorly armed,” Tarzan explained. But what Tarzan didn’t explain, because he was too embarrassed to mention it, was that Jean’s people were poorly armed because Tarzan, when he grabbed all those rifles, neglected to grab any ammo. (Although, in Tarzan’s defense, he always operates on the principle that blades don’t need reloading. Tarzan don’t need no stinkin’ ammo!)