Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for February 15, 2024

Delusion is a very dangerous attitude when dealing with “simian intellect”.

Wake up and smell the coffee. Talking of which……

Unarmed? You is forget so soon that your guns and slaves has disappeared? Boy he ain’t too bright is he.

Hassan has small hands syndrome.

“The brother of monkeys”? Ooooh, them are fightin’ words!!!

More like Pappy of the Primates.

And on other notes, the six pack is fired up.

In fairness, most of the other people who underestimated Tarzan didn’t live long enough to spread the warning.

Tarzan said, actually the monkeys are only my cousins. Not counting that one nephew.

Monkeys are ok, but will there be elephants? Things always work out better with elephants.

Keep running your mouth Hassan .

New name? Hassim Ben Mud…

Tarzan went to negotiate and starts with “I demand…” I hope the slaves have visibly encircled the camp with their rifles.

Cut!…. Hassan, say that again and this time don’t laugh.

“Don’t forget I have you surrounded,” said Tarzan.

“Who surrounds us?”

“I do,” responded Tarzan

Careful there Hassan . You’re within arms reach of Tarzan . He’ll snap your little pencil neck like a twig .

Hassim ben Hassan needs to find another jungle to play in.

I understand Bangalla is very nice this time of year

Hassan Ben Hassim must be a card carrying member of Hamas….arrogant, stupid and dangerous. There’s only one way he’s leaving this strip……feet first!