Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for April 03, 2024

“Forlorn” is forewarned.

“Where’s my breakfast” she thought. Gazing out at the cook house…..

Tarzan sneaks behind the girl, and suddenly: “BOOH!”

And then screams: “There is a naked man in here!”

Say why’d they even needs fireplaces inside rooms in these hot and humid jungles of Africa? Is that sometheeng like theirs cooking place in every room?

Another dame, another day. Tarzan has the life.

Who needs doors and hallways when you have fireplace flumes?

If they aren’t fireplaces, since no one ever builds a fire in them and they are layered with the dust of centuries (and the climate doesn’t require fires to stay warm) why are they being called fireplaces?

They’re vertical tunnels.

Drat, she’s not a blonde!!!

Considering Tarzan’s recent lifestyle, I’m surprised she didn’t SMELL him. His nostrils can’t be the only “sensitive” ones….

Another prisoner of King Toom awaiting her crocodilian fate ?

The King is still on his way to this room, Tarzan took the short cut.

And then he leapt on her back with the speed of Ara the lightning, locked his legs around her torso, and the knife of his long dead father flashed in the moonlight. Placing his foot on her neck he roared the victory cry of the wild bull ape.

Boy, talk about sexual dimorphism.

Imprisoned rightful Queen?

XXX rated action coming up tomorrow, and Jane ain’t gonna like it!

Got it partially right yesterday, a lady, just no glowing diamond

“Alas,” she thinks, “if only the men weren’t all ugly. I could really fall for a handsome man.”