Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for April 13, 2024

They have no “rites” pulling this junk.

“Pay? Here’s a dollar. Does that cover it?”

“Cover it?? Now I’ve got to go find change.”

Doesn’t he get a last breakfast first?

If you’re going to sacrifice him, then please use his proper name at least.

And still being called cavemen, despite elaborate architecture and tech that no cavemen had. Maybe we’re supposed to know they’re cavemen by their poor English skills.

Yeah, we’re pretty sure cavemen didn’t speak good English.

“Wheeee! That was fun. Lets do that again Tarzan”, say Amra.

“Where’s Walto?”

Wal….ter Paige, and that’s the way it is.

Tarzan has his monkey-man hands full with Amra, and now he has to save Walto Pay from hangry crocodile Ma-Amu. I guess Jane will be getting a new pair of shoes and matching handbag in the not-so-distant future! Stay tuned for the next boring Sunday lame tale tomorrow, tribemates!

Monday, Walter drops his pants as he placed over the crocodile pit. Join us for… Moon Over Ma-Amu!