Tarzan excels @ “opossumship”.
The easiest kill yet. Let your enemies fight it out while you just lie there……
Thereby killing two lions with one death act.
Well whadya knows. Me no expect a big cat fight over who is gets Tarzan.
The winning cat will be manely surprised by what happens next.
Tarzan is thankful his last bath was the river, he smells the part, also.
This is the new sensitive Tarzan. The old Tarzan would have disposed of both lions by now.
Tarzan reaches into the back of his loin cloth, pulls out a brick*, and beats the lions over the head.
*if a pair of hungry lions were fighing over me, my loin cloth would be full of nice fresh bricks.
No camaraderie amongst lions when it come to food so Tarzanacus will only have to kill an already wounded and tired lion when this cat fight is over.
SHAKEDOWNCITY 4 months ago
Tarzan excels @ “opossumship”.
BigDaveGlass 4 months ago
The easiest kill yet. Let your enemies fight it out while you just lie there……
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 4 months ago
Thereby killing two lions with one death act.
Gent 4 months ago
Well whadya knows. Me no expect a big cat fight over who is gets Tarzan.
Polsixe 4 months ago
The winning cat will be manely surprised by what happens next.
joe piglet Premium Member 4 months ago
Tarzan is thankful his last bath was the river, he smells the part, also.
Old Comic Strip Lover 4 months ago
This is the new sensitive Tarzan. The old Tarzan would have disposed of both lions by now.
h.v.greenman 4 months ago
Tarzan reaches into the back of his loin cloth, pulls out a brick*, and beats the lions over the head.
*if a pair of hungry lions were fighing over me, my loin cloth would be full of nice fresh bricks.
profkatz 4 months ago
No camaraderie amongst lions when it come to food so Tarzanacus will only have to kill an already wounded and tired lion when this cat fight is over.