Tarzan excels @ “opossumship”.
The easiest kill yet. Let your enemies fight it out while you just lie there……
Thereby killing two lions with one death act.
Well whadya knows. Me no expect a big cat fight over who is gets Tarzan.
The winning cat will be manely surprised by what happens next.
Tarzan is thankful his last bath was the river, he smells the part, also.
This is the new sensitive Tarzan. The old Tarzan would have disposed of both lions by now.
Tarzan reaches into the back of his loin cloth, pulls out a brick*, and beats the lions over the head.
*if a pair of hungry lions were fighing over me, my loin cloth would be full of nice fresh bricks.
No camaraderie amongst lions when it come to food so Tarzanacus will only have to kill an already wounded and tired lion when this cat fight is over.
SHAKEDOWNCITY 2 months ago
Tarzan excels @ “opossumship”.
incognito about 2 months ago
The easiest kill yet. Let your enemies fight it out while you just lie there……
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 2 months ago
Thereby killing two lions with one death act.
Gent about 2 months ago
Well whadya knows. Me no expect a big cat fight over who is gets Tarzan.
Polsixe about 2 months ago
The winning cat will be manely surprised by what happens next.
joe piglet Premium Member about 2 months ago
Tarzan is thankful his last bath was the river, he smells the part, also.
Old Comic Strip Lover about 2 months ago
This is the new sensitive Tarzan. The old Tarzan would have disposed of both lions by now.
h.v.greenman about 2 months ago
Tarzan reaches into the back of his loin cloth, pulls out a brick*, and beats the lions over the head.
*if a pair of hungry lions were fighing over me, my loin cloth would be full of nice fresh bricks.
profkatz about 2 months ago
No camaraderie amongst lions when it come to food so Tarzanacus will only have to kill an already wounded and tired lion when this cat fight is over.