Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for July 28, 2024

A “couple” of very sharp adventurers.

The moral of the story is, always drink the strange fluids offered to you by weird old people who live in holes in the ground.

Also, naked people making out in front of the hospital. The writers partnered up with kinkdotcom, I guess.

Geez gets a room you two.

Quiet, I can hear the smooching all the way to my house.

Well, what exactly WAS wrong with Tarzan? This was such a non-story arc other than always depend on the Witch Doctor.

Tarzan was on hiatus while negotiating a new contract.

Sure glad this sappy story is over . Let’s get a little jungle action going now .

Is “Jungle” a new lost city for Tarzan to discover?

It was a Jane story arc.

As well you should be. She’s a Jane among women.

Geeze, Tarzan, where do you think you are, Chickweed Lane?

Oy Vey! Another terrible and corny sad Sunday tale hopefully ends. Now back to the jungle for some serious Tarzan business…..see ya next week folks!

Corny ? Only Iowa is cornier .