Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for August 02, 2024

Another bloated wench to be “disqualified”.

Thanks. You just ruined my meal!

Got any indigestion tablets?……..

Even more dangerous than a tse-tse fly?

Finally, after a string of watchmen, warriors and other assorted men, Tarzan has aroused a woman. A queen, as usual. It’s been a while.

Just what Tarzan needs after his cup of coffee.

Ha. Little does them knows Tarzan is most dangerous one around here.

Well Tarzan has already dealt with a number of lonely crabby queens so I think he will be ok.

I hope we all haven’t forgotten Volthar! I’m sure he has a rescue party on the way. It’s been June 19th since we last saw him.

Hey, Tarz, remember what you’re there for! Um, does anyone remember what he’s there for?

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The female of the species is more dangerous than the male, after all.

Fair warning .

Here comes the “interview” during which horney Nemone will command Tarzanacus do many strange and perverted things…..after all, she is the Queen. I hope Tarzanacus’ breakfast was a hearty one since I don’t think there was enough time to order from Denny’s, or IHop!

I am waiting for Tarzan to fight the other lions, I mean layout on the rug in the Queen’s chamber.

“Most dangerous, eh?,” replied a world-weary Tarzan. “I’ll tell you what’s most dangerous in Africa, Gemnon. It’s that cursed Candiru fish, which swims up your urine stream and lodges in your urethra. Yeah, just try getting that little sucker out. That’s what’s most dangerous. God, how I wished I’d listened to Jane, and moved us to England. Now, take me to this queen of yours.”