Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for August 24, 2024

Another banal bastion of “baseless” babes.

Is this the girl mentioned in the note in the beginning of the story that was friendly? It’s been so long I might be thinking of the story before this. I’m going for breakfast….

Why do I feel I’ve seen this before? It’s like deja vu all over again! And again ad nauseum…

I am the ghost of Christmas yet to come.

Tarzan sure gots lotsa fans everywhere across the world.

Double Double, of toil and trouble has shown up.

Is that Obi-Wan Kenobi approaching them from the shadows?

Ooh a plot twist—it’s about time.

He just wants to tell Tarzan that his new car warranty is about to expire.

It’s Jane. She got tired of always being left at home.

Crossover with Snow White. Nemone has a mirror mirror on the wall also.

This storyline will roll on until Halloween with these cloaked figures whispering sweet nothings to Tarzanacus. Let’s get back to horny Nemone teaching Tarzanacus dirty dances, both vertical and even more needed horizontal!

Volthar looks pretty buffed-out for a guy whose done nothing except getting captured…..stinky A-rabs, slimy green croaker-men, and now Nemone’s thugs….I wonder what his diet consists of……?

Woo! Woo! Three-way coming!

“These are not the ‘droids you have been looking for.” Sorry, dude. That dog won’t hunt. Tarzan’s got midichlorians dripping out his ears.

Volthar was in the arena as lion bait and now he gets a walk ?

“Cheetah?” Tarzan replied warily.