Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for September 11, 2024

Another means of cowardly “disposals”.

Uh, where’s the hunt part? “Hey, Tarzan, come outside tomorrow and watch us ’sic lions on a guy.”

“You call that hunting?”

Erot shrugs, “Since television went digital we can’t pick up the NFL and it’s our only form of entertainment.”

Tarzan can’t help it, he will try to save the poor runner.

Tarzan: "I’m confused, normally I would hunt the lions I don’t know, I wouldn’t assist the lions hunting a guy I don’t know.

Should have read the small print in the escape claws…..

They clearly switched the scent of the man the lions were going to hunt with Tarzan’s scent so the lions would attack Tarzan. Luckily for Tarzan, he used his Ban roll on this morning.

Erot is a sadistic one .

Hmm! The Running Man. Arnie and Richard Dawson, version.

The guy running said Grand, my @$$!

Life is hard on Big Puddy Tats.

You wouldn’t have thought that they had any lions left after Tarzan’s spree.

A light bulb goes off in Tarzan’s head, “Bait!!! That’s even better than a pit! Why didn’t I ever think of that!” Of course, Tarzan prefers his bait to be reusable, so he will save the guy. On the other hand, Erot may not be so lucky… ;-)

Where’s that other plotting s-bag Tomos and they didn’t even introduce Tarzanacus to Penud, or is that Penus?