Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for September 20, 2024

Survival is of “prime” {meat} concern.

i could do that.

What is Tarzans dead lion count now? Presently 1,567?

The lion said, whoa, whoa, whoa, let’s read them rules.

It would be faster if you could cut the spinal column.

A royal rumble in the jungle. And it’s taking longer than usual. That lion is one tough old boot…….

Ain’t he the lionhearted.

The spear drove into the lion’s heart and he’s still fighting? One tough lion.

The song remains the same.

And now for that other hunting lion. Tarzan thinks might as well make it a two fer.

Geeze that graphic account really made me feel bad for Numa.

♪♫ “In the jungle, the mighty jungle, a lion dies tonight…” ♪♫

This Simba takes a lot of killing to put him down, and what of Gemnon and E-Rotten, they have yet another savage lion at their disposal. Where’d Penus go…….?

Why has Tarzan never talked to a shrink about his pathological hatred of lions?

Alright, alright. All quiet on the set. Cue the ‘victory cry of the savage bull ape.’ On my mark…