Herman by Jim Unger for July 15, 2021

I hope that isn’t a real fur coat. Shame on her, if it is.

He should get her an Orlon fur coat. Much more environmentally friendly, I think. :P

“Well, if I can’t write a check, then I can’t write a check.”

Someone should tell her: furs are out of style!

I will always love the Lynx, a British animal rights group, slogan. “It can take up to 40 dumb animals to wear a fur coat, but only 1 to wear it.”

A local furrier could bleach, dye, trim, fluff, and label sheepskin into any kind of fur you wanted.

Winner of most Tone Deaf Comic of the Year award!

My hands when I wrote a check at my first house closing.

It will help later in court, he signed under duress.

Fur coats look better on the original owners.

Fur for sale! But it’s not cheep.

Might as well put it on your credit card – you’re going to be in hock, anyway.

Good!

The reason it is on sale is because the store wants to get out of the fur business, but has to get rid of their inventory firs.

“Then we may have to forego the purchase.”