Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for July 06, 2021

That’s stock market thinking: 2 + 2 = 4 but will it jump to 6 or stop at 3?

She won’t be factoring in for inflation on your grade either.

Marriage arithmetic.

He hasn’t included any inflation in the operands. Try 1 + 1² = 3

Common Core math.

Might work in your economics class but not in Arithmetic….

This new math just doesn’t add up.

Or stupidity

Yeah, but dude, she’ll factor in deflation into your grades.

Reference Victor Borge’s skit on inflation.