Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 13, 2021

Border crossing.

He also wants to see your registration and proof of insurance.

(waves his hand) "You don’t need to see my identification.

He may just flying object to that.

How did he even catch up to it?

He’s an undocumented immigrant.

Hey, Greenie! Give the man what he wants. Floor it!

Maybe the alien has some psychic paper.

“Whoops. Sorry, officer. I forgot my I.D. card back at Giorgio’s house. Lemme go back and get it.”

Unidentification? I don’t got no unidentification! I don’t need no unidentification! I don’t have to show you any stinking unidentification!

Officer, what don’t you understand about the unidentified part?

That’s one fast automobile. UFOs generally can’t be caught.

Barney Fifes last traffic stop.

ZOT! “Identify THAT!”

“But Officer, I thought I was flying Under the radar.”

Breathalyzer or probe, your choice.

“Sir, did you know your registration has expired?”

“I’M NOT A SIR!”

“OK. Ma’am, did you know your registration has expired?”

“I’M NOT A MA’AM”

He doesn’t have any – he’s an illegal alien.

“I don’t need a license, I’m a traveler.” “Oh, one of them wise guys.”

But officer, I was only going warp 3.

He’s begging to be abducted…

Driving while being green.

It alright, he’s still eligible to vote.

“ …And that was how Officer Obie became the first abducted human”.

Also,a compliance license to fly….

Complete Racists…