Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 24, 2021

But was it worth it?

Who wants their burger well done?

As a wizard he should be able to zap his burgers to perfection without all this grilling nonsense!

Well done, it’s like a lot of cooks I know, when the smoke alarm goes off, it’s done!

Now that Wiz has made his offering to the BBQ gods…

Opps. Just do what I do, serve them up as Cajun.

He should have Henry flash fry them instead.

Set a timer. Without a sense of time, I have to rely on timers to cook.

Another meal up in smoke..

Been there, burnt that.

Maybe put the BBQ on a hammock next to the sleeping hammock. Nothing bad could happen at all.

That’s something you have to learn when you cook. It has to have your undivided attention. My 5 year old has this super power. She knows when I’m at the point cooking the meal where I can’t look away. That’s when she starts bothering me to do things for her.

Happens to the best of us.

Before reading the other panels, I thought he was holding a fly swatter.

Good advice! Surprise it didn’t ignite a bigger fire

Can you gain the same benefits by inhalation as you would by ingesting?

The charcoal briquettes are supposed to be UNDER the grill.