That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for July 12, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  over 3 years ago

    “We are not impressed.”

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “We didn’t literally mean this to be a dick measuring contest!”

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    rmremail  over 3 years ago

    Get it off the serving plate! That’s gross!

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    Strob Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Strangest George Foreman grill infomercial ever.

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    rmremail  over 3 years ago

    The waiter on the right is serving wieners in a blanket

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    Solstice*1947  over 3 years ago

    Could you please sit down, sir? And you will be eating the rack of lamb. No one else wants it now.

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    rmremail  over 3 years ago

    Yes, your Majesty, you’re hung like a bull. Now put some clothes on!

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    ronaldspence  over 3 years ago

    When they say substantial penalty for early withdrawal, they damn well are not kidding!

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    orinoco womble  over 3 years ago

    “Sir, when I said “show them you have some balls” I was speaking metaphorically."

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    Solstice*1947  over 3 years ago

    When in Athens young Theseus appeared, / King Aegeus (the guy with the beard), / was told by his new wife / to take Theseus’s life. / She had lied, “He’s a foe to be feared.” /// Queen Medea, knew T. was A’s heir, / but Aegeus was still unaware. / It was all going fine; / they had poisoned T’s wine, / which would murder this lad, tall and bare. /// Then the guests, shocked, all looked up in synch, / when Aegeus knocked over T’s drink. / The vile plot was undone / A. knew T. was his son!! / (What he recognized, I cannot think!)

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    Jayalexander  over 3 years ago

    Watch carefully. There’s nothing up my sleeve.

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    Solstice*1947  over 3 years ago

    I’ll tell you why we can’t reenact “The Last Supper.” For one thing, there aren’t 13 of us. And also, He was circumcised.

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    Solstice*1947  over 3 years ago

    Clearly, none of you believe my calculations that our world is doomed, but do me one favor. I need to borrow cloaks from two of you. They will be used along with mine to swaddle my infant son, Kal-el, for a long journey.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Someone misheard the phrase, “Walk softly and carry a big stick.”

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    Kind&Kinder  over 3 years ago

    “How did you guess? Yes, I used SPF 1,000!”

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    Egrayjames  over 3 years ago

    “How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat? If you don’t eat your meat, how can you have any pudding?”…..and next time you come for dinner, put some damn clothes on!

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    Ubintold  over 3 years ago

    My toga shrunk in the dryer.

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    Lady loves a joke  over 3 years ago

    A gravy boat would have worked in a pinch, guy!

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    his nickname is ‘flash’…

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    Reader  over 3 years ago

    Yes we’re playing strip poker, but you didn’t even lose that hand!

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    Durak Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I’m really glad the dude wasn’t sitting down when the artist did the painting.

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    rugeirn  over 3 years ago

    No shirt, no shoes, no fig leaf, no service.

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    bobpeters61  over 3 years ago

    Marcus had that same dream again. What could it mean?

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    Call me Ishmael  over 3 years ago

    If you want to impress the guys/ with your organ’s exceptional size/ but they’re all well-endowed/ to stand out from the crowd/ a whole different tactic applies../Around 600 B.C.E./ beside the Aegean Sea/ lived a genial genius/whose prehensile penis/ he had trained to stir his tea…/// but, not simply content with that/ he taught it to tip his hat/ when encountering ladies/ (it’s the truth, by Hades!)/ but never the ones who were fat !/// But the training abruptly ceased/ when one night, the noble beast/ had reached for a fork/..was mistaken for pork/ and became just a part of the feast…

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 3 years ago

    But the invitation said ‘Formal Dress Optional’!

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “NO! When you give a speech, you’re supposed to IMAGINE the AUDIENCE naked!”

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    Rev Phnk Ey  over 3 years ago

    I don’t get it. Where is the phallic symbol?

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    J Short  over 3 years ago

    Don’t have a ladle? I got you covered.

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    billrobinsonmusic  over 3 years ago

    gymnasium (n.)1590s, “place of exercise,” from Latin gymnasium “school for gymnastics,” from Greek gymnasion “public place where athletic exercises are practiced; gymnastics school,” in plural, “bodily exercises,” from gymnazein “to exercise or train,” literally or figuratively, literally “to train naked,” from gymnos “naked,” from a metathesis of PIE *nogw-mo-, suffixed form of *nogw- “naked” (see naked).

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    kwardecke Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Note the whist full look on our eunuchs face as he stare longingly at his missing “part” on the table in front of the gentleman in the mustard colored toga.

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    PO' DAWG  over 3 years ago

    I will never complain about someone “double dipping”, that guy just dragged his dick through the salad trying to shake hands with everyone.

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 3 years ago

    “Dude. Here’s a teabag. Cover yourself.”

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    sparklite  over 3 years ago

    “… and you shake it all about…”

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    Linguist  over 3 years ago

    Theseus misunderstood. They asked him to bare his soul!

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    Call me Ishmael  over 3 years ago

    The myths of the Peloponnesus/ are no longer sufficient to please us. / They’ve always rung hollow/ but now poor Apollo/ is (sadly) demoted to Jesus..

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    jscarff57 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I’m here for the briss…

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    mabrndt Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Theseus Recognized by his Father

    https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Hippolyte_Flandrin_-_Theseus_Recognized_by_his_Father_-_1832.jpg 

    (best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this painting. File history has strip coloration image.

     

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image at 

    https://thatispriceless.blogspot.com/2021/07/masterpiece-2746.html 

    I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here.

     

    P.S. Anyone know what happened to Czarka? She left a reply to my 7/1 comment that has disappeared, and checking her

    https://www.gocomics.com/profile/3062823

    GoComics profile, all her comments are at least a year old, and she no longer follows any strips. If she decided to no longer participate, that is unfortunate, and I, for one, will miss her (she always made a positive contribution here). I hope she is safe and well.

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    pcolli  over 3 years ago

    “Where’s it gone?”

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    Another Take  over 3 years ago

    “I stand before this tribunal metaphorically and literally naked to show that I have nothing to hide”

    “Oh yeah? What about that Porkus Swordus * you got there?

    Latin for Schwein Schtücker
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    Another Take  over 3 years ago

    “Lets not dicker about the price of this meal, Peter. Nor should we have any sword play over the cost! Let us crank up the music and schwing to the beat. Off we go, lads!”

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    Bilan  over 3 years ago

    “You coulda just thrown a towel over yourself, like the rest of us.”

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    Another Take  over 3 years ago

    ♪♪♫ Nothing could be wronger, than a view of Peter’s schlonger in the mor-or-nin’ ♪♪♫

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 3 years ago

    No, I’m not cold. Why do you ask?

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    wmac8898  over 3 years ago

    And now may I present, the famous Man from Nantucket.

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    Linguist  over 3 years ago

    " I never knew you were Jewish, Theseus? "

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    Linguist  over 3 years ago

    You gotta love the servent with the basket, wearing support hose!

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    mkvinc Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I hope he showered first.

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    Ken Holman Premium Member over 3 years ago

    What a Canadian Parliamentary Committee Meeting might look like after they stop using Zoom.

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    But, but, but… We’re not serving spotted dick!!! :>)

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    anomaly  over 3 years ago

    “The invitation said ‘Come as you are’.”

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    d1234dick Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Mikio came for the party and the guys wondered “what’s behind the standing rib roast” is it good to eat? no one there is well dressed, looks like early morning after the ORGY.

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    Dragoncat  over 3 years ago

    I love it when the Poetry Palace is in full swing!

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Lady on the left: Wait! I’ve seen that before! Could it have been in the frozen food section last week?

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    NoLongerWandering  over 3 years ago

    Theseus is trying to out-herm the Herms!

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    prrdh  over 3 years ago

    “Now show us yours and there won’t be anything to settle by going to war.”

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