When in Athens young Theseus appeared, / King Aegeus (the guy with the beard), / was told by his new wife / to take Theseus’s life. / She had lied, “He’s a foe to be feared.” /// Queen Medea, knew T. was A’s heir, / but Aegeus was still unaware. / It was all going fine; / they had poisoned T’s wine, / which would murder this lad, tall and bare. /// Then the guests, shocked, all looked up in synch, / when Aegeus knocked over T’s drink. / The vile plot was undone / A. knew T. was his son!! / (What he recognized, I cannot think!)
Clearly, none of you believe my calculations that our world is doomed, but do me one favor. I need to borrow cloaks from two of you. They will be used along with mine to swaddle my infant son, Kal-el, for a long journey.
“How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat? If you don’t eat your meat, how can you have any pudding?”…..and next time you come for dinner, put some damn clothes on!
If you want to impress the guys/ with your organ’s exceptional size/ but they’re all well-endowed/ to stand out from the crowd/ a whole different tactic applies../Around 600 B.C.E./ beside the Aegean Sea/ lived a genial genius/whose prehensile penis/ he had trained to stir his tea…/// but, not simply content with that/ he taught it to tip his hat/ when encountering ladies/ (it’s the truth, by Hades!)/ but never the ones who were fat !/// But the training abruptly ceased/ when one night, the noble beast/ had reached for a fork/..was mistaken for pork/ and became just a part of the feast…
gymnasium (n.)1590s, “place of exercise,” from Latin gymnasium “school for gymnastics,” from Greek gymnasion “public place where athletic exercises are practiced; gymnastics school,” in plural, “bodily exercises,” from gymnazein “to exercise or train,” literally or figuratively, literally “to train naked,” from gymnos “naked,” from a metathesis of PIE *nogw-mo-, suffixed form of *nogw- “naked” (see naked).
Note the whist full look on our eunuchs face as he stare longingly at his missing “part” on the table in front of the gentleman in the mustard colored toga.
(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this painting. File history has strip coloration image.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image at
I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here.
P.S. Anyone know what happened to Czarka? She left a reply to my 7/1 comment that has disappeared, and checking her
https://www.gocomics.com/profile/3062823
GoComics profile, all her comments are at least a year old, and she no longer follows any strips. If she decided to no longer participate, that is unfortunate, and I, for one, will miss her (she always made a positive contribution here). I hope she is safe and well.
“Lets not dicker about the price of this meal, Peter. Nor should we have any sword play over the cost! Let us crank up the music and schwing to the beat. Off we go, lads!”
Mikio came for the party and the guys wondered “what’s behind the standing rib roast” is it good to eat? no one there is well dressed, looks like early morning after the ORGY.
BE THIS GUY about 3 years ago
“We are not impressed.”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 3 years ago
“We didn’t literally mean this to be a dick measuring contest!”
rmremail about 3 years ago
Get it off the serving plate! That’s gross!
Strob Premium Member about 3 years ago
Strangest George Foreman grill infomercial ever.
rmremail about 3 years ago
The waiter on the right is serving wieners in a blanket
Solstice*1947 about 3 years ago
Could you please sit down, sir? And you will be eating the rack of lamb. No one else wants it now.
rmremail about 3 years ago
Yes, your Majesty, you’re hung like a bull. Now put some clothes on!
ronaldspence about 3 years ago
When they say substantial penalty for early withdrawal, they damn well are not kidding!
orinoco womble about 3 years ago
“Sir, when I said “show them you have some balls” I was speaking metaphorically."
Solstice*1947 about 3 years ago
When in Athens young Theseus appeared, / King Aegeus (the guy with the beard), / was told by his new wife / to take Theseus’s life. / She had lied, “He’s a foe to be feared.” /// Queen Medea, knew T. was A’s heir, / but Aegeus was still unaware. / It was all going fine; / they had poisoned T’s wine, / which would murder this lad, tall and bare. /// Then the guests, shocked, all looked up in synch, / when Aegeus knocked over T’s drink. / The vile plot was undone / A. knew T. was his son!! / (What he recognized, I cannot think!)
Jayalexander about 3 years ago
Watch carefully. There’s nothing up my sleeve.
Solstice*1947 about 3 years ago
I’ll tell you why we can’t reenact “The Last Supper.” For one thing, there aren’t 13 of us. And also, He was circumcised.
Solstice*1947 about 3 years ago
Clearly, none of you believe my calculations that our world is doomed, but do me one favor. I need to borrow cloaks from two of you. They will be used along with mine to swaddle my infant son, Kal-el, for a long journey.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member about 3 years ago
Someone misheard the phrase, “Walk softly and carry a big stick.”
Kind&Kinder about 3 years ago
“How did you guess? Yes, I used SPF 1,000!”
Egrayjames about 3 years ago
“How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat? If you don’t eat your meat, how can you have any pudding?”…..and next time you come for dinner, put some damn clothes on!
Ubintold about 3 years ago
My toga shrunk in the dryer.
Lady loves a joke about 3 years ago
A gravy boat would have worked in a pinch, guy!
gopher gofer about 3 years ago
his nickname is ‘flash’…
Reader about 3 years ago
Yes we’re playing strip poker, but you didn’t even lose that hand!
Durak Premium Member about 3 years ago
I’m really glad the dude wasn’t sitting down when the artist did the painting.
rugeirn about 3 years ago
No shirt, no shoes, no fig leaf, no service.
bobpeters61 about 3 years ago
Marcus had that same dream again. What could it mean?
Call me Ishmael about 3 years ago
If you want to impress the guys/ with your organ’s exceptional size/ but they’re all well-endowed/ to stand out from the crowd/ a whole different tactic applies../Around 600 B.C.E./ beside the Aegean Sea/ lived a genial genius/whose prehensile penis/ he had trained to stir his tea…/// but, not simply content with that/ he taught it to tip his hat/ when encountering ladies/ (it’s the truth, by Hades!)/ but never the ones who were fat !/// But the training abruptly ceased/ when one night, the noble beast/ had reached for a fork/..was mistaken for pork/ and became just a part of the feast…
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member about 3 years ago
But the invitation said ‘Formal Dress Optional’!
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member about 3 years ago
“NO! When you give a speech, you’re supposed to IMAGINE the AUDIENCE naked!”
Rev Phnk Ey about 3 years ago
I don’t get it. Where is the phallic symbol?
J Short about 3 years ago
Don’t have a ladle? I got you covered.
billrobinsonmusic about 3 years ago
gymnasium (n.)1590s, “place of exercise,” from Latin gymnasium “school for gymnastics,” from Greek gymnasion “public place where athletic exercises are practiced; gymnastics school,” in plural, “bodily exercises,” from gymnazein “to exercise or train,” literally or figuratively, literally “to train naked,” from gymnos “naked,” from a metathesis of PIE *nogw-mo-, suffixed form of *nogw- “naked” (see naked).
kwardecke Premium Member about 3 years ago
Note the whist full look on our eunuchs face as he stare longingly at his missing “part” on the table in front of the gentleman in the mustard colored toga.
PO' DAWG about 3 years ago
I will never complain about someone “double dipping”, that guy just dragged his dick through the salad trying to shake hands with everyone.
Indianapolis Smith about 3 years ago
“Dude. Here’s a teabag. Cover yourself.”
sparklite about 3 years ago
“… and you shake it all about…”
Linguist about 3 years ago
Theseus misunderstood. They asked him to bare his soul!
Call me Ishmael about 3 years ago
The myths of the Peloponnesus/ are no longer sufficient to please us. / They’ve always rung hollow/ but now poor Apollo/ is (sadly) demoted to Jesus..
jscarff57 Premium Member about 3 years ago
I’m here for the briss…
mabrndt Premium Member about 3 years ago
Theseus Recognized by his Father:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Hippolyte_Flandrin_-_Theseus_Recognized_by_his_Father_-_1832.jpg
(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this painting. File history has strip coloration image.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image at
https://thatispriceless.blogspot.com/2021/07/masterpiece-2746.html
I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here.
P.S. Anyone know what happened to Czarka? She left a reply to my 7/1 comment that has disappeared, and checking her
https://www.gocomics.com/profile/3062823
GoComics profile, all her comments are at least a year old, and she no longer follows any strips. If she decided to no longer participate, that is unfortunate, and I, for one, will miss her (she always made a positive contribution here). I hope she is safe and well.
pcolli about 3 years ago
“Where’s it gone?”
Another Take about 3 years ago
“I stand before this tribunal metaphorically and literally naked to show that I have nothing to hide”
“Oh yeah? What about that Porkus Swordus * you got there?
Latin for Schwein SchtückerAnother Take about 3 years ago
“Lets not dicker about the price of this meal, Peter. Nor should we have any sword play over the cost! Let us crank up the music and schwing to the beat. Off we go, lads!”
Bilan about 3 years ago
“You coulda just thrown a towel over yourself, like the rest of us.”
Another Take about 3 years ago
♪♪♫ Nothing could be wronger, than a view of Peter’s schlonger in the mor-or-nin’ ♪♪♫
MissScarlet Premium Member about 3 years ago
No, I’m not cold. Why do you ask?
wmac8898 about 3 years ago
And now may I present, the famous Man from Nantucket.
Linguist about 3 years ago
" I never knew you were Jewish, Theseus? "
Linguist about 3 years ago
You gotta love the servent with the basket, wearing support hose!
mkvinc about 3 years ago
I hope he showered first.
Ken Holman Premium Member about 3 years ago
What a Canadian Parliamentary Committee Meeting might look like after they stop using Zoom.
Impkins Premium Member about 3 years ago
But, but, but… We’re not serving spotted dick!!! :>)
anomaly about 3 years ago
“The invitation said ‘Come as you are’.”
d1234dick Premium Member about 3 years ago
Mikio came for the party and the guys wondered “what’s behind the standing rib roast” is it good to eat? no one there is well dressed, looks like early morning after the ORGY.
Dragoncat about 3 years ago
I love it when the Poetry Palace is in full swing!
Running Buffalo Premium Member about 3 years ago
Lady on the left: Wait! I’ve seen that before! Could it have been in the frozen food section last week?
NoLongerWandering about 3 years ago
Theseus is trying to out-herm the Herms!
prrdh about 3 years ago
“Now show us yours and there won’t be anything to settle by going to war.”