Last Kiss by John Lustig for July 14, 2021

Vilma, darling, I’ve been thinking… Don’t you agree that I would look even more dashing with a full beard and mustache to complete my sideburns?

And then we’ll have to see about the back hair.

Sideburns got their name and popularity from Union General Ambrose Burnside. Delilah would have a more difficult time if Union General Joseph Hooker was her beau’s model.

Then he’ll be as pretty as you.

And the eyeshadow and lipstick!

hey

Oh no. Not the sideburns. Anything but that!

Mistake NO 1- Never get into a relationship thinking you’ll change him….not gonna happen! What you see is what you get!

Wow! I see why women swooned.

So Tom Jones finally popped the question.

Vilma, where can I get that shade of lipstick ?

A story by Pushkin, but turned into an imitation Zorro story, which Republic Pictures in turn used as a springboard for their imitation Zorro story The Vigilantes Are Coming, in which The Eagle opposes Russian troops in Old California!

And when he trims them, when he is done… She will tell him to… GROW. THEM. BACK.

He knows it. She knew it. We all know it. ’Twas ever thus… But why?

“Why?,” you ask? Why indeed…

Well, I will tell you. I will tell you true. And you shall know it to the depths of your very soul. Why that right now you hear that faint music that only you can hear begin again. It’s only known to you but it’s still so strange. Fearful and… alien. It’s been yours and yours only for so long. But although it’s yous it is still strange to you. Why your skin just felt like you need to sctach it. It happened again. Why the hair on the back of your neck just began to stand up. Why you now have goosebumps and you just had one of those unexplainable fears start yet again. Why you feel your stomach tighten. Like it has since you were but a tiny child. And you will know that terror that has haunted humans eternally. That has in fact haunted beings across the depths of the universe for all time.

Why this hell? Why this demon has come again, this time in her form? Why of course it’s because… She’s a…

Pepper. He’s a Pepper.

Wouldn’t you wanna be a Pepper, too?

“Then I’ll get him a step stool to stand on so he’ll be my size.”

Oh yes I will but first let me even your side burns!

He thinks that nothing will change. She thinks that everything will change. They’ll both be disappointed…

Banky was a Beautiful woman and decent silent actress, who had the misfortune of being a contemporary of Greta Garbo, and thus, remained relatively unknown after the early 30s

Don’t marry him, Delilah! You want to live out the rest of your life in the desert?

I LOVE this one!

Classic line from Sex and the City: You spend 3 years of your life searching for the perfect man then 5 minutes after you land him you want him to change. (or sumpin’ along those lines).

I keep thinking about complaints of “rug burn”.

A girl’s got to do what a girl’s got to do …

Personally, I’d go for the nose hair first!

He’s been around; he’ll make her (in)sides burn!

♩tutti frutti, oh, rudy…

“Just marry me, Delilah, and I swear I’ll never again hook your necklace on my nose”…

He is about to get clipped.

Delilah? Uh oh, this desire to remove hair may not go well for him.

After the sideburns, get him some lifts.

It is bad when each and every possible change is an improvement.