Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 26, 2021

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    oldpine52  over 3 years ago

    What’s Gary worried about?

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    STEPUP  over 3 years ago

    Panel 2, he actually has teeth??

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  over 3 years ago

    Witches Be Loco…as compared to dumpy, suburban vampires!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 3 years ago

    I liker her.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    He’s already dead, so zap away, witchy poo!

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    theincrediblebulk  over 3 years ago

    No newt eyes or snake blood?! What type of convenience store doesn’t have those in stock?

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    Rev Phnk Ey  over 3 years ago

    Newt is not going to be happy about this.

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    khcm1157  over 3 years ago

    Be sure to return the favor, Gary, and offer her some sushi.

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    tims145  over 3 years ago

    Her snappy comeback “Well, that’s not very convenient” should be above her hex threat in panel two.

    (I know “draw your own damn comic; nobody wants you to edit theirs”)

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    She could turn Gary into a corn dog! :)

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    Totalloser Premium Member over 3 years ago

    She turned me into a mute…………. I got better

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    6turtle9  over 3 years ago

    The hex of death is no match for the crack of Gary. Watch where you point that thing Gary!

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 3 years ago

    “One corn dog, coming up.”

    “Gary, we don’t have any corn dogs.”

    “There’s some across the road. I’ll stall. GO GET SOME!!!”

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    ChrisTrey  over 3 years ago

    It seems even Gary didn’t count on the recent inflation – I guess he had to get a job to support his long retirement. Since he’s dead, he should have gotten a job with stock share bonus’: he would own the company in a century or two.

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    The Orange Mailman  over 3 years ago

    Sometimes it’s hard to tell if someone is undead or if they just work in retail.

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    Sisyphos  over 3 years ago

    Don’t ever cross a witch, Gary!

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