Herman by Jim Unger for August 04, 2021

Artificial money

And her chest is shrinking and he has a sock in his pants.

Would you have preferred Monopoly money?

The bill should last at least as long as the flowers.

Let’s see. There was something in the news about a counterfeit $20 a while ago. Let me think. Oh, yeah, now I remember.

It matches the flowers. Duh.

Turn about is fair play – or so they say

Sell some real flowers and get some real money.

Reminds me of my position at work: I pretend to work and they pretend to pay me.

Seems fair to me.

Monopoly money

The mints are cutting back on the quality of the ink…

What did you expect for fake flowers?

I hate when that happens

“ Dude! The ink is coming off because you exposed it to sunlight TOO LONG. Put it back immediately. After a week, it will regain any missing color.”

Still a step above bitcoin.

oh the irony