Scary Gary by Mark Buford for August 05, 2021

I wish MY poltergeist did cool stuff like this! Mine just makes my face melt, and stacks chairs in pretty patterns.

She baked a cake that shut me up-

Heretic, rebel, a cruel ghost — yup

But fork and I had the way to win:

We ate the cake — yes, took it In!

I wish my poltergeist would put me in the middle of a Mercedes-Benz!!!

Enjoy, Gary. It’s the closest to a fairy godmother you’ll ever get!

I just had a nightmarish vision of them popping out of my bachelor party cake yelling “SUPRISE”

I could use a bigger house, while it’s at it….LOL

Hmmmm… I’d have mixed feelings about this… but leaning in the direction of Gary’s feelings…

The cruel part is there’s no milk.

THERE’S NO CRYING IN THE GIANT CAKE!

Khcm hit the nail with the hammer; this is a nightmare! All that cake and no milk, coffee, or any thing to drink! Soon, Gary chokes due to lack of fluid…….

Nom, nom, nom, nom!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Reminds me of the joke about the Guiness worker who drowns in a vat of beer. The wife asks if it was a quick death and a co-worker says, “No — in fact, he got out twice to take a pee.”

Gary rather likes the concept and weeps for joy. Grumpy Leopold would much rather have been placed inside a very large steak tartare….