A man in a pub sees another man drinking alone at the bar. In a hospitable mood, he raises his glass in greeting. “I welcome you here as an Irishman,” he begins.
“Why, I’m Irish meself!” is the response. “Tell me, where in Ireland are ye from?”
“County Cork,” the first man answers.
“That’s amazing! I’m also from County Cork!”
“But tell me this, now – are ye Catholic or Protestant?”
“I’m a good Catholic, of course.”
“Faith and Begorrah! I’m that, too!”
Just then the phone rings, and the bartender picks it up. “Murphy’s Pub, Murphy speakin’…Oh, not much, just the usual goings-on. The O’Brien twins are here, and they’re drunk again…”
I wonder what altitude Rian Kanouff was jumping from? Obviously he had to have a team pre-packing his parachutes and at least two planes rotating to take him up to jump height but that still works out to one jump every 24 minutes.
Based on the couple of times I went sport sky diving (as opposed to military jumps) and excluding equipment checks prior to each jump, the average jump from 5,000 feet takes close to that between take off, and climbing to altitude, with approximately 5 minutes in the air (descent time) depending on time of day, air temperature, thermals/updrafts, etc.
The lettering looks very different today than the last few months – it’s wider and more expanded. I don’t know if this is a new look or whether the regular person was off today, but it will be interesting to see what it looks like tomorrow
Is that a font they’re using the for the text? The spacing is too wide between the letters, and too narrow between the words – makes it unpleasant to read.
I’d like to live to see the day when achievements are recognized for their own personal worth, instead of being tied to the first “race or gender” cravat. Bessie Coleman has a lot to brag about – her race and gender are irrelevant to her achievements.
My ethnic story today involves a Jewish Attorney and his young son! The father places the boy on the mantel, steps back a foot or two and says “Jump Izzy daddy will catch you!” The boy is very frightened and refuses to jump at first and his father says “Trust me I will not let you fall!” So the boy reluctantly jumps, the father steps back and lets him land face down on the floor! He says “Let that be a lesson to you son!” “Never trust anybody, especially a Jew lawyer!” I might be in trouble for that one so I’m goin on the lam! Bye! ;o]
I’d be impressed if the guy skydived 60 times in 24 hours while juggling chainsaws. That would take skill. It requires no skill— unless you consider lack of embarrassment a skill— to be naked while skydiving. Also, no obvious connection to suicide prevention. If anything, I’d call what Rian Kanouff did ‘kinky’.
eromlig over 3 years ago
Continuing our Irish bashing theme…
A man in a pub sees another man drinking alone at the bar. In a hospitable mood, he raises his glass in greeting. “I welcome you here as an Irishman,” he begins.
“Why, I’m Irish meself!” is the response. “Tell me, where in Ireland are ye from?”
“County Cork,” the first man answers.
“That’s amazing! I’m also from County Cork!”
“But tell me this, now – are ye Catholic or Protestant?”
“I’m a good Catholic, of course.”
“Faith and Begorrah! I’m that, too!”
Just then the phone rings, and the bartender picks it up. “Murphy’s Pub, Murphy speakin’…Oh, not much, just the usual goings-on. The O’Brien twins are here, and they’re drunk again…”
monkeysky over 3 years ago
So every 24 minutes without breaks for eating and sleeping? How is that even possible?
Leojim over 3 years ago
Poor Rian, all that flapping in the breeze must have been quite rough on him.
Caldonia over 3 years ago
Maybe it’s just me, but it seems a little dark to continuously jump from a great height to make people more aware of suicide prevention.
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
Lo and behold, it has been 100 years since Bessie earned her flying license.
h.v.greenman over 3 years ago
I wonder what altitude Rian Kanouff was jumping from? Obviously he had to have a team pre-packing his parachutes and at least two planes rotating to take him up to jump height but that still works out to one jump every 24 minutes.
Based on the couple of times I went sport sky diving (as opposed to military jumps) and excluding equipment checks prior to each jump, the average jump from 5,000 feet takes close to that between take off, and climbing to altitude, with approximately 5 minutes in the air (descent time) depending on time of day, air temperature, thermals/updrafts, etc.
charliefarmrhere over 3 years ago
Bessie sure looks portrayed an awful lot White here, for being a Black woman.
therese_callahan2002 over 3 years ago
Move over, Amelia.
FrankErnesto over 3 years ago
I don’t know about suicide prevention, but he certainly raised insanity awareness.
waknoch over 3 years ago
Suicide prevention, my eye. Just a exhibitionist freak who likes to show off his naked body.
derdave969 over 3 years ago
I’m guessing Rian’s efforts at raising awareness were not too successful. I certainly hadn’t heard of him. Maybe on YouTube?
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 3 years ago
flap flap flap flap FLAP FLAP FLAP FLLLLLLAAAAAPP!! .. aahhhhhhhhhhhh…
Take care, may Masters’ Johnsonord be with you, and gesundheit.
Paul Gundlach Premium Member over 3 years ago
The lettering looks very different today than the last few months – it’s wider and more expanded. I don’t know if this is a new look or whether the regular person was off today, but it will be interesting to see what it looks like tomorrow
JimmiComics over 3 years ago
Is that a font they’re using the for the text? The spacing is too wide between the letters, and too narrow between the words – makes it unpleasant to read.
dv1093 over 3 years ago
I’d like to live to see the day when achievements are recognized for their own personal worth, instead of being tied to the first “race or gender” cravat. Bessie Coleman has a lot to brag about – her race and gender are irrelevant to her achievements.
Gent over 3 years ago
That’s not true. Look, he’s wearing shoes.
DawnQuinn1 over 3 years ago
This joke is wearing thin Jason. Try something original.
Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago
I see the new artist is at work.
joefearsnothing over 3 years ago
My ethnic story today involves a Jewish Attorney and his young son! The father places the boy on the mantel, steps back a foot or two and says “Jump Izzy daddy will catch you!” The boy is very frightened and refuses to jump at first and his father says “Trust me I will not let you fall!” So the boy reluctantly jumps, the father steps back and lets him land face down on the floor! He says “Let that be a lesson to you son!” “Never trust anybody, especially a Jew lawyer!” I might be in trouble for that one so I’m goin on the lam! Bye! ;o]
tremaine53 over 3 years ago
I’d be impressed if the guy skydived 60 times in 24 hours while juggling chainsaws. That would take skill. It requires no skill— unless you consider lack of embarrassment a skill— to be naked while skydiving. Also, no obvious connection to suicide prevention. If anything, I’d call what Rian Kanouff did ‘kinky’.
stamps over 3 years ago
Rian tried suicide 60 times, but that darn parachute kept deploying.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
And how did that guy skydiving naked make a difference? I’m puzzled!
Buckeye67 over 3 years ago
It’s a tradition for sky divers to make their 50th jump naked, so maybe that’s where he got the idea, but yeah it is puzzling.
Phil721 over 3 years ago
so why do people jump out of a perfectly good airplane? they love the feeling of the air rushing through the holes in their heads
craigwestlake over 3 years ago
After the first jump Rian was nicknamed “the Brown Streak”…
DEACON FRED over 3 years ago
And to think, France is one of our strongest allies, yet France was criticized during the Bush/Cheney Administration.
Tym Macaleer over 3 years ago
This new typeface is tough to read.
pbr50138 over 3 years ago
I don’t get how being naked and suicide prevention are tied together.
Gernsback over 3 years ago
is this a new artist?