Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for August 11, 2021

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    eromlig  over 3 years ago

    Why waste a good theme? Muslims may behead you if you diss them, but the Irish will often buy you a beer. I’ll go with the odds:

    A secret agent parachutes into the Irish countryside near a small village to make contact with a spy in that village. All he knew about the spy was his name, O’Brien, and the code phrase “The crows fly at midnight.” After disposing of his parachute, he stealthily enters the town. Seeing an establishment called Mick’s Pub, he decides his first stop should be orientation and refreshment, not necessarily in that order. So he goes in and orders a beer. As he sits down, a constable who happened to be in the pub says, “Hello, stranger. May I help you in any way?”

    The agent figures, why not? So he says, “Yes, Constable. I’m looking for a man named O’Brien.”

    “Well,” the constable starts, “There are several O’Brien in this town. See those two drunk twins at the bar? Their names are O’Brien. That beat-up man in the corner? He’s an O’Brien, as well. There’s a shopkeeper O’Brien, a farrier O’Brien…in fact, me own name is O’Brien!”

    “It is?”

    “Sure’n truth, it is.”

    What do I have to lose? the agent thinks to himself. So he clears his throat, and says to the constable, “The crows fly at midnight.”

    The constable breaks into a knowing grin. “Oh, ‘tis O’Brien the spy you’d be wantin’!”

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    eromlig  over 3 years ago

    Why does Mars make a humming noise? Hey, do I have to be the one to answer that? OK…because it doesn’t know the words. (Sigh…)

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    catmom1360  over 3 years ago

    ??

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    monkeysky  over 3 years ago

    Maybe Mars is just in a good mood?

    Also, does anyone else ever get irrationally upset by lightning? It’s like, “Good lord! The clouds are crashing into each other! Somebody do something!”

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    pearlsbs  over 3 years ago

    The Earth also hums.

    https://www.wired.com/2009/08/hummingearth/

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    RetFor  over 3 years ago

    It’s the technology from the aliens living inside Mars.

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    djlactin  over 3 years ago

    Funny, except worker bees are female…

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    Caldonia  over 3 years ago

    There’s been some YouTube videos of planets making creepy sounds. Though I don’t know what we’re supposed to do with this information.

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    boniface22  over 3 years ago

    Kilroy was there first.

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    whahoppened  over 3 years ago
    Mars is just happy with what it’s doing.
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    Pedmar Premium Member over 3 years ago

    In space, no one can hear you hum.

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    No one is sure why? Obviously it’s em aliens or martians making that sound. Just what the alien astronaut theorists had always suspected.

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    Lady loves a joke  over 3 years ago

    They say the moon rings like a bell, too! https://www.nasa.gov/exploration/home/15mar_moonquakes.html

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 3 years ago

    Almond Joy is silent. Switch to Almond Joy.

    Take care, may renowned diabetes specialist Dr. Ayta Asucarord be with you, and gesundheit.

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    papajim545  over 3 years ago

    Hardy har har

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 3 years ago

    don’t know. about a hundred times? bees are electric? where do they put the batteries? so many questions with so few answers. 1 believe 1 or not? 1 I suppose it’s possible.

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    HunterIsACriminal  over 3 years ago

    Hum a few bars and maybe Venus will sing along.

    The bumblebees where I used to live must have been the dumb kind: I would sit on the porch and watch as they went flower to flower, then another would come along and do the same.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    With 100 strikes per second, we should be able to harness lightning and get rid of those unsightly wind turbines.

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    HunterIsACriminal  over 3 years ago

    BTW, Mars doesn’t hum: the electronics in the communication radios are just poorly made.

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Stephanie was there. Worker bees are all female.

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    preacherman Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I have often seen bees hovering over a flower, but going on to another blossom. I always assumed it was due to fantastic eyesight, not electric fields.

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    NoNameOntheBullet Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It is possible that sounds these planets and satellites emit is due to the fact that they have their own magnetic fields, are rotating and spinning through their orbits around the sun. Much the same as the thrumming one hears as they spin a rock in a sling shot; or even just an ordinary rope spinning over your head as fast as you can!

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Mars hums because (1). It has forgotten the words to the song, (2). Martians are giant bees and their hive is humming with activity, or (3). I have no clue.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Is it just me or did the art style change recently?

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    Christopher Peckham Premium Member over 3 years ago

    damn I thought it was Kilroy

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    Christopher Peckham Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Mars hums cos of all the generators keeping the Martians alive

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    pearlsbs  over 3 years ago

    Mars hums.

    Earth hums.

    Apparently there are several Spooky Space ‘Sounds’

    https://www.nasa.gov/vision/universe/features/halloween_sounds.html

    Even interstellar space hums.

    https://www.reuters.com/lifestyle/science/faraway-nasa-probe-detects-eerie-hum-interstellar-space-2021-05-11/

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 3 years ago

    What happened to John Graziano?

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Mars hums like a tuning fork do. Martians on land cycles two by two.

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    Janos  over 3 years ago

    New font is more readable, but the size… :(

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    tee929  over 3 years ago

    Maybe Mars is really sick and has the Hum Bug

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    craigwestlake  over 3 years ago

    The generator for the magnetic field was left on idle when we left…

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    Chris Wysong  over 3 years ago

    Mars likes to annoy its neighbors…

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    pbr50138  over 3 years ago

    And I thought I had tinnitus, when it was Mars humming all along.

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