Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 11, 2021

Hmmm… Pam in white pants… I can’t decide if this is casual Wednesday, or if Pam is off duty, or if the colorist got careless and forgot to color them. Hard to imagine “Pam” and “casual” in the same sentence. And she’s hardly ever really off duty.

How is “my Tupperware lids don’t fit” different from real life?

Why do I have a whole drawer full of socks that don’t match?

“Why DO none of my..?” AARGH! It’s a glitch!

“Anomalies that defy logic and common sense” pretty much describes the Trump years. We are living in a computer simulation – and it’s awfully buggy.

Does this also explain Cliff?

So, proof.

You too, huh, Pam?

Shouldn’t it be, “Why do none of my Tupperware…”

Anomalies like why Pam suddenly has white pants…

Another glitch is the colorist forgot to color Pam’s uniform pants their usual shade.

And where does the matching sock go when doing laundry?

Anomalies like anti-vaxers?

That proves nothing! “Anomalies that defy logic and common sense” describes the normal state of the human condition.

There could be other explanations for those seemingly impossible glitches.

One that seems much more likely to me is the fact that are Logic and Common Sense are based on flawed assumptions that only hold up in our naturally limited perspective. It is the changes happening outside of that perspective that are causing what we see as fatal errors in the source code.

“Why don’t women put up the toilet seat?”

Actually it would be the opposite. Programmers and code writers will understand. No computer program or algorithm can produce true natural randomization. So if the world around you has “Anomalies that defy logic and common sense” then you are “Not” in a computer simulation. However if you find yourself in a world of consistency and repetitiveness, then you are is a computer simulation. (you know it’s like working for Amazon)

All computer Glitches, are the result of human error, (human = bad programing)

I’ve got one, and it’s beginning to worry me a little. Every morning, I plop a number of my prescription and personal-choice pills into a pill cap. Increasingly, one or more of them are ending up in near-impossible positions. Just two days ago, a cut-in-half caffeine lozenge ended up on top of a laying-flat aspirin, cut-side down! And I’ve seen an aspirin (and others) end up on edge, but not against the side of the pill cap! It used to only happen once in a very great while, now it’s happening almost once a week!

(⚆﹏ʖ ⚆)

I, too, am sick and tired of reading the comments from trolls about Biden and Trump. Get a life, you morons, or get off the internet. You’ll make a lot of us much happier.

The lids won’t fit or match up? Nope – not a simulation; it’s real life!

Wouldn’t the anomaly be that the lids actually do fit?

“He attempted to make sure that Americans get access to much cheaper medicines, despite that the big pharmaceutical companies want him dead because of it.”

NOT SO! He promised to get control of Rx drug prices going into the primary in 2016, but after he won the nomination, little was heard. At that point I voted Libertarian as neither of the two party candidates was fit for office IMHO. After he won the 2016 election, nothing of this promise was heard at all and nothing at all was done during his first term.

The only thing he did right was to impose tariffs on some Chinese goods. Nearly everything else he did wrong, so I wanted him out in 2020 and that’s what happened.

The anomaly of why a USB plug will not go in the first time, so you turn it around and it won’t go in, so you turn it back to the way you originally had it and it goes in just fine?

But would we know there were glitches??

Maybe THINKING there IS a glitch is the glitch

Why do I have a drawer full of unmatched socks? Why is every pen I choose out of ink? Why do I always have hot dogs but no buns?

Now, for something completely different; shouldn’t that be “do” instead of “does” referring to the non-fitting Tupperware caps? (I became bored reading through the political “conversations/confrontations?”)

Still whining about Trump while we have the most corrupt President in the history of our nation and who’s suffering from dementia.

I love that line in the Matrix when they guy says that maybe everything tastes like chicken because the computer doesn’t know what it really tastes like.

Attrition vs Anomaly. This is akin to the “Lost Sock” meme. The dryer does NOT, as a rule, eat socks.