I’m considering the flight plan for a one-way trip to Mars, but a safe landing is a priority. No Seven Minutes of Terror! I’d like to land with me and all of the crew and cargo intact.
Right now, back is a certainty. The flights are simple suborbital, “what goes up must come down” flights.
They are pretty much only repeating America’s first space flight (suborbital) in 1961, when Alan Shepard flew in the Mercury capsule “Freedom 7”, and they think it’s a big deal.
Actually when I think of commercial space flights, I think of the scenes in the movie 2001, where it appears that Pan Am with their obligatory stewardesses (talk about a name from the past) was ferrying passengers to a space station and beyond.
Reminds me of the trolley ride between Yakima and Selah. They check your ticket on the bridge over a rushing river. This may be to give people something to look at, but it appears they do it so they can throw you off the train here.
Back isn’t all that hard. Just send them down into the upper atmosphere and atmospheric drag will slow them down and bring them in…and make a lovely meteor while doing so!!
Algolei I over 3 years ago
I don’t have to come back? Finally, a flight that’s worth the money!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago
Give Biden and blue state politicians complimentary tickets, yadda yadda yadda. Can’t you people think of something more creative?
montylc2001 over 3 years ago
I thought the R. U. Sirius was a secret space station….
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
Let’s all make lists of passengers for the R. U. Sirius Space Flights!
alexanderrogge over 3 years ago
I’m considering the flight plan for a one-way trip to Mars, but a safe landing is a priority. No Seven Minutes of Terror! I’d like to land with me and all of the crew and cargo intact.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 3 years ago
Back is easy, it’s all downhill.
LawrenceS over 3 years ago
It’s easy to put a man into space… Getting him back alive and in one piece is what costs the $.
Kroykali over 3 years ago
Right now, back is a certainty. The flights are simple suborbital, “what goes up must come down” flights.
They are pretty much only repeating America’s first space flight (suborbital) in 1961, when Alan Shepard flew in the Mercury capsule “Freedom 7”, and they think it’s a big deal.
xSigoff Premium Member over 3 years ago
I am SO tired of readers throwing in political statements that have nothing to do with the cartoon. Please take your political comments elsewhere.
YippiKiAyMofo over 3 years ago
Up is easy, Down not so much.
Mugens Premium Member over 3 years ago
Actually when I think of commercial space flights, I think of the scenes in the movie 2001, where it appears that Pan Am with their obligatory stewardesses (talk about a name from the past) was ferrying passengers to a space station and beyond.
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
“Come fly with us and we’ll get you in Uranus!”
blakerl over 3 years ago
“To Infinity and Beyond!” its the Buzz Lightyear special, with no returns.
Ermine Notyours over 3 years ago
Reminds me of the trolley ride between Yakima and Selah. They check your ticket on the bridge over a rushing river. This may be to give people something to look at, but it appears they do it so they can throw you off the train here.
ekw555 over 3 years ago
I think launching billionaires into space is a fine idea.
Jogger2 over 3 years ago
Is the expense of re-entry and landing the same as the expense of launch?
St. Pillsbury over 3 years ago
The situation no doubt will cause Winky’s spleen to rupture.
Plods with ...™ over 3 years ago
They’ll only be back if Brewster remembers where he left earth
Buckeye67 over 3 years ago
I hope Dr. Mel made sure all the passengers paid in advance.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Welcome to North Korean Space-Lines
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 3 years ago
Back isn’t all that hard. Just send them down into the upper atmosphere and atmospheric drag will slow them down and bring them in…and make a lovely meteor while doing so!!