Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 09, 2021

So Marigold likely can take a joke, cause in her mind she took Phoebe, right?:-D

“Knock knock” “Who’s there?”“…..I don’t know!”

someone who sincerely likes bad jokes… has an integrity you can’t say “no” to.

Knock Knock! / Who’s There? / The Doctor. / Doctor Who? / That’s right!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Oliver. Oliver who? All over GoComics, people are making commentary.

Why’s it YOU, there? Define and justify yourself in this medium.

She did not get the “mane” point of the joke!

I wonder if this will end with Phoebe rage-quitting trying to explain the formula for knock-knock jokes or if Marigold will figure it out and then overuse it to the point of annoyance.

This is going to take a while (sigh)… :D

Could be worst, somebody saw what happened to Wazowski when he was teaching this joke?

Nothing kills a joke quite like an explanation!

It needs a punchline. Ouch!

DISCORD: “You’re supposed to say ’Who’s there?‘; it’s the most basic of jokes!” MAUD: “You’re the most basic of jokes.”

“THIRD BASE!”

’Who’s there?’ … Someone from Whoville?! … :)

Anybody reminded of “King of the Hill”? You know, with:

“Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“Boo.”

“Boo who?”

“Boo-hoo, Hank! Waaaah!”

Knock, knock! Who’s there, i’ the name ofBeelzebub? Here’s a farmer, that hangedhimself on the expectation of plenty: come intime; have napkins enow about you; hereyou’ll sweat for’t.…Knock, knock! Who’s there, in the other devil’sname? Faith, here’s an equivocator, that couldswear in both the scales against either scale;who committed treason enough for God’s sake,yet could not equivocate to heaven: O, comein, equivocator.

—Macbeth (II.3)

ahhh so good. this reminds me of the fairy comedy duo scene in Ni no Kuni

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Horn.

Horn who?

Horn’t you glad your best friend is a UNICORN?

“Max wants to come in and go crazy!”

Love the summery outfit of Phoebe. The 3S.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel.

Alternate version:

Knock knock.

Silence

I said knock knock.

Silence

You’re supposed to say “who’s there”.

I was waiting for you to go away. I gave at the office.

Ah, but Marigold, when someone tells a joke, they’re “humoring” you.