Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 18, 2021

The patient’s not feline a thing.

I thought the cat was assisting.

Did anyone read about the woman who accidentally shot her friend because she was using the laser sight on her gun to play with the cat? In the good ol’ USA, of course. You can’t make this stuff up!

Let’s see…. Cat in the operating room, masks under the nose … I’m feeling good about this operation.

Cat gut to sew him up afterwards?

“Get that cat out of here.” Dr. Hfuhruhurr, The Man with Two Brains.

In addition to an artificial knee, that fellow now has an artificial brain… made of Core-tex.

The puuuurfect situation…

later he’ll cut into the most mellow part of the cortex…

The surgeon’s actually playing PacMan on the computer and PacMac is directing the probes.

“Not me! I still have stitches from the last time I moved it.”

We’re not finished with the CAT scan.

Wait a minute – I just got a notice that my Amazon package got delivered…

The patient is now catatonic.

Among the many questions to ask your surgeon before the operation: “Do you own a cat?”

WFH problems for surgeons.

I foresee a CATastrophe.

The cat is just there for when quick reflexes are required.

how could it sleep on the keyboard?