Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 26, 2021

King: “Um…‘social distancing’?”

Rodney: “Yes: the Huns aren’t very social, so we’re distancing ourselves from—”

King: “Just stop”

Social distancing in the medieval ages? Must be the bubonic plague.

The Huns all got the Moderna and Johnson&Johnson vaccine.

Rodney and his army all got Pfizer, and no one is not interested in the third shot the the Huns are offering.

Well, at least most of his troops will have their jabs.

The Hun’s have been eating way too much garlic and onions. Also all the beer they, the Hun’s, have been drinking is causing them to break a green wind from their camps.

Within a sword’s length was way too close.

In Rod’s military lexicon, distance is the best weapon

The fink will probably get Rodney to self-isolate in a dungeon.

“It’s better than the other excuses that he’s used…”

Hope Rodney is wearing his mask! LOL

All armies should be doing this.. Let the “kings” duke it out.

Rodney should use his visor then

And it only took the writers of this comic a year and a half to think of that joke…

But the Huns persist in trying to get within spearing distance.

(wishes this cartoon had more panels and dialogue)

We have a vaccine. Shouldn’t things be going back to pre-Covid days? Soon enough…

Atta boy Rod!!!

I still don’t understand why it’s called social distancing when it’s physical distancing.

Any excuse, Rodney, any excuse.

I hope he makes it al the way to de-mask-us.

When did the duke shave off his mustache?

At least now the huns should take the fink down.